What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:40

Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s